She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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