it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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