Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Even my vagina gasped.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
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