Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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