spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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