Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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