How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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