i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Randomize
