A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
soo... how was my night?
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