I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Damn victory sex feels great
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
