just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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