Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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