I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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