he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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