why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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