Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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