it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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