that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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