im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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