I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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