Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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