Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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