some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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