Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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