at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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