would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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