I feel like abortions should bother me more
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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