That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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