the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
