do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
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