We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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