This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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