Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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