So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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