Do you still have your period?
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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