Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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