That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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