And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize
