sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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