And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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