Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
