ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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