He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
