He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
We left an ass print on the piano.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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