The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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