i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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