So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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