found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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