apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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