She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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