I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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