i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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