ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I wish i was in the wii world.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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