I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm having to shit out rocks
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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