Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
you told grandpa to call you daddy
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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