That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
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