They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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